we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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