So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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