Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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