some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We left the knife in your bed.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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