My room smells like vodka and shame
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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