why didn't you poke me back
i wish my penis had a tongue
You're like the curious george of whores
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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