What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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