oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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