im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
