just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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