he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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