They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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