I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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