You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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