Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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