We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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