She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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