I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize
