how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I'm bleeding and have questions
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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