but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
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