just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
did i walk over a car last night?
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
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