he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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