Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
