on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
they need to just BURY HIM!
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
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