Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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