butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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