i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
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