have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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