I hate your face
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
Randomize
