real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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