Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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