you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
tell me about the fingering
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