what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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