Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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