ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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