at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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