Me. At least after what I've been through.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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