Christians are straight up FREAKS
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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