so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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