he puts the penis in happiness.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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