Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
they need to just BURY HIM!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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