I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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