I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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