She said her name was "party"
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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