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I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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