we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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