glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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