This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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