How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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