Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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