last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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