? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
