used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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