'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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