You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
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